[Gerard:] Well, are you ready, Ray?
[Ray:] Yeah
[Gerard:] How about you, Frank?
[Frank:] Oh I'm there, baby
[Gerard:] How about you, Mikey?
[Mikey:] Fucking ready...
[Gerard:] Well, I think I'm alright
1-2-3-4

3-2-1 We came to fuck
Everybody party till the gasman comes
Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun
And get a parking violation on La Brea till it's done
Hair Back, collar up, jet black, so cool!
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you, c'mon

When you wanna be a movie star (c'mon!)
Play the game and take a band real far (c'mon!)
Play it right and drive a Volvo car (c'mon!)
Pick a fight at an airport bar
The kids don't care if you're all right, honey
Pills don't help but it sure is funny
Gimme gimme some of that vampire money c'mon!

Oh you look like somebody I used to know

Well 3-2-1 we got the bomb
Everybody hurry till the tax man comes
Glimmer like Bolan in the morning sun
And get your finger on the trigger
Tap the barrel of a gun
Hair back, motherfucker! Jet black, so cool
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you (c'mon!)

When you wanna be a movie star (c'mon!)
Play the game and take a band real far (c'mon!)
Play it right and drive a Volvo car (c'mon!)
Pick a fight at an airport bar
The kids don't care if you're all right, honey
Pills don't help but it sure is funny
Gimme gimme some of that vampire money c'mon!

Oh fuck yeah
That's right
1-2-3-4

Well 3-2-1 we came to fuck
Everybody party till the gasman comes
Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun
And get a parking violation on La Brea till it's done
Hair back, collar up, jet black, so cool!
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you (c'mon!)

When you wanna be a movie star (c'mon!)
Play the game and take a band real far (c'mon!)
Play it right and drive a Volvo car (c'mon!)
Pick a fight at an airport bar
The kids don't care if you're all right, honey
Pills don't help but it sure is funny
Gimme gimme some of that vampire money c'mon! c'mon!

(I sure like the way...
I sure like the way you look in that...
I sure like the way you look in that...
I sure like the way you look in that...
There! There! There!
Oh, I'm such an idiot!
Our music is way too loud!
Here, let me turn it down a little bit!
Sorry!)